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A strange text message deserves a strange reply

Row row row your boat
So this site was hacked
Thanks to Google Alerts I received a notification of a new mention of the word “superjens” somewhere. It lead me to a site that appears to list hacked websites. I checked my site, all looked good, but a little more digging brought up a virus.html file in my www directory.
Neat!
Anyways, I changed all the passwords, removed the offending file, and then actually discovered a “virus” in one of the themes I was messing around with, Nova from here: http://www.elegantthemes.com/gallery/nova/
Now I can’t say for certain if the virus was there originally, or was planted by whoever broke into my site, but that entire theme has been removed as well. All is clean, as far as I can tell. I’ll have to dig into this some more, maybe I should rebuild the site from my last backup. Whatever, there’s nothing important on there.
Pooped
Man, some days I just wake up feeling like I’ve abused my body just a little to much the past couple of weeks. Switching gyms had helped a lot.
The Gym
Sometimes I feel like I’m just spinning my wheels in the gym. No, I’m not wasting away the hours on the stationary bike. I’m, as they say, pumping iron.
My strength is up, for sure, and working put feels great, but … something … what is it. Maybe I need to do a different kind of workout. I heard that P90 thing is pretty good.
I don’t know what I need to do. Maybe one day some indoor rock climbing, the next swimming, the next a mad full-body mix at the gym, the next canoeing, the next something else.
Day 19 of 60

Workout: Arms
Like the last Shuttle launching today, I blasted my arms. My tweaked my lower neck waking up (uhhh what?) this morning, so I wanted to avoid back-stressing exercises like standing barbell curls. I opted for single arm dumbell exercises mainly, and it was a fun workout. I also couldn’t resist that rye bread lying around in the kitchen this morning, so having a slice with some jam on it before my workout, as opposed to going in fasted like usual, was awesome. I had endless energy.
BI – Standing dumbell preacher curls: 20 pounds x 8 per arm, non-stop, no break until I couldn’t curl any more. I probably did 8 sets, my last one was 3 painful reps, my biceps were on fire.
TRI – Single arm rope cable extensions: 30 pounds x failure per arm, non-stop, no break until I was down to 3 reps max. Again, more fire.
BI – Seated alternating dumbell curls: 25 pounds non-stop. This single set lasted two songs (5-7 minutes?) and I must have done 40 reps per arm. I only stopped because I was bored — but again, fire fire fire.
TRI – Standing ez-curl cable pushdowns: 95 x 15, really short break, another set, etc until I started crying a little.
BI – Standing ez-curl cable curls: 60 x failure for 3 sets. This time I peed my pants and called for mommy. A crowd is gathering.
TRI – Seated machine triceps, like preacher curls but backwards: Some weight, 8-10 reps, 2 sets. I had enough. Fuck you gravity.
Then I topped it off with forearm curls and grip twists. I had arms a junkie would kill for; veins a popping everywhere.
Day 18 of 60

Can you read that upside down? Good. Either I weigh 3.261 pounds or 192.3
Yes, I did work out since the last post, I just forgot to update. Slow and steady beats rapid weight loss, so hovering in the 192′s for the week isn’t bothering me. What’s bothering me is this amazing rye bread that Anita brought home last night. I made a sandwich for Erik for school this morning and it took everything in me not to JUST EAT THE WHOLE DAMN THING slathered in butter, maybe some blueberry jam, or cheese …. I’m fucking drooling here.
Workout: Shoulders
My lower back has been tight all week, so rather than aggravate it with standing shoulder presses (which takes a toll on the entire back when I push heavy) I chose to do mainly sitting delt exercises. They felt great, I never did the sitting Arnold Press delt machine before … and can see why I won’t too often in the future. Free weights always work better. And for shoulders, dumbells rule. After the machine I did solo arm overhead presses, pre-loaded with single arm lateral raises. Holy crap what a burn. Yo momma!
Now I’m sucking down an awesome blueberry and strawberry smoothie with two awesome scoops of whey protein. This is tastier than a cheesecake any day, and my body is soaking up the only carbs I’ll purposely eat for the rest of the day. Enjoy the glucose you lard filled muscles, that’s all you’re getting!
Day 15 of 60

Well 2 pounds either way is negligible, but I’d rather it be down. Still, I did eat a giant lasagna last night (first carb heavy meal in two weeks) so that explains part of it.
Workout: chest and core
Strength and endurance were down which is odd. You’d think the aforementioned pasta meal would have stocked my muscles with spare glycogen. Meh, probably all went straight to my carb starved brain. Anyways, I never expected radical weight loss, I’m still getting loads of protein so I might even be putting on muscle mass during this time.
Also, why is my auto-correction capitalizing Carb? Wtf. Oh well see, WTF should be.
Day 12 of 60

Workout: Arms, Core
Today was killer.
Lying triceps ez-curl extensions + standing ez-curl close-grip curls: 60 x 12 x 4
Cable rope pushdowns + standing cable curls: whatever x 10 x 3
Dumbell 1-arm skullcrushers + concentation curls: 20 x 12 x 3
Wrist curls
Topped off by 10 minutes of core, I was in a hurry so just did planks until I cried, hanging leg raises, etc.

