Category Archives: Science
Gym blues squashed
Going to a new gym days the trick. I went back to where I started two years ago, the Port Moody Recreation Centre, bought a ten visit pass, and just had the best workout in months.
I’m looking forward to a Sunny Saturday or Sunday so I can drag the canoe up to the lake for some more enjoyable exercise.
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God or Science?
This post I read tonight sums up how I feel about religion perfectly.
The question: “Does anyone else think that the truth of this universe is more beautiful than religion?”
The answer: “Well I will put it this way: imagine if you found out the Christians were right. Just imagine you died and it all turned out to be true, even the parts that contradict the other parts of it. There is a big space-monkey with a beard who made it all, who made stars so we could look at them, who put dinosaur bones in the ground to test our faith, and so on.
I would be so disappointed, so utterly revolted. The universe turns out to be an idiotic morality play written in fist-grasped crayon, ignorant slavishness turns out to be the only worthy virtue, the slack-jawed jeebus-lickers turn out to be right…at that point, hell would make no difference to me because I would be in hell even if I were not in hell.
The Christian version of reality is just so utterly fucking stupid it would horrify me beyond sanity. So yeah, the truth is infinitely more beautiful.”
Atoms
The best estimate for the overall mass of the universe is 3.14*1054 kg The average weight of an adult male in the United States is about 86 kg
That means that the average person is only .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000027388535% of the universe.
To give you a sense of scale, your body is made up of atoms which are far too small to see without highly sophisticated measurement equipment. The mass of atoms is measured in AMU (atomic mass units) which are equivalent to about 1.66053886e-27 kg. Again assuming an average mass of 86 kg, that means that a single proton (1AMU) is .0000000000000000000000000000193085914% of your body
So comparing these two numbers, we get the following equation (conveniently formatted for Google calculator if you’re interested): (1.93085914 × (10(-29))) / (2.7388535 × (10(-53))) = 7.04988105 × 1023
That last number, 7.04988105e23? That is a comparison of the relative mass of a single proton to the average human body, compared to the relative mass of the average human body to the rest of the universe.
That means that a single proton, a particle so small that it’s all but impossible to comprehend its insignificance is nearly seven septillion times more significant to your body, than your body is to the universe.
Taking things a bit further, if you look up paleodemography you’ll see that the best estimate for the number of people who have ever lived is somewhere around 115 billion.
With that in mind, let’s calculate the mass of everyone who has ever lived compared to the mass of the universe (not accounting for the fact that we sometimes share atoms with our ancestors): 115 000 000 000 * (2.7388535 × (10(-53))) = 3.14968152 × 10-42
And let’s compare that to our proton: (1.93085914 × (10(-29))) / (3.14968152 * (10(-42))) = 6.13033136 × 1012
So this means that a single unimaginably tiny proton is still over six trillion times more significant to your body than the entirety of the human race compared to the universe.
Think about that the next time you get really angry about something.
(copied without permission from http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i0bym/tell_me_one_statistic_about_anything_that_will/c1zvtjy)
Why I hate Nickleback
Fiber and fibre, both good for you.
Preface: I did not write this, some guy at reddit did. Here’s the original source: http://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/dhwm9/fiber_is_not_a_nutrient/
You understand that we begin the digestion process by processing the food (chewing it) into fine (hopefully) particles, then enzymes & acids in the digestive tract break those particles down into smaller particles still until you have individual molecules of fat, individual molecules of protein, and individual molecules of sugar.
The reason for this digestion process is to break the food down into it’s smallest possible unit so that it will actually pass through the lining of the digestive tract and enter the bloodstream.
Sugar is a carbohydrate. In fact, all carbohydrates are composed of repeating units of sugar.
The bond connecting the glucose (sugar) molecules in starch (you might call them so-called “complex carbohydrates”) is very weak, the process of breaking those bonds is rapid and begins as soon as you put it in your mouth and begin to chew (see: amylase).
The bonds connecting the repeating units of sugar comprising fiber (also a carbohydrate – made of sugar) are different and stronger, so different and strong, in fact, that you and I cannot digest them, therefor they never enter the bloodstream.
Many people envision the fiber entering the bloodstream and cleaning the arteries much like a Scrubbing Bubbles commercial – nope.
So what’s the benefit?
Well, if there’s enough fiber, that is, the fiber in a given food is not overwhelmed by sugar or starch, the fiber will act as a mechanical inhibitor, slowing down the digestion and absorption of the sugars/starches in the food/meal. This is beneficial because it creates a “time release” effect of the nutrients of the meal, especially important in regards to sugar, because excess blood sugar is toxic if chronic, and fattening, because of excess calories, andexcess insulin.
An average “Fiber One” bar, for instance has:
9 grams of fiber
20 grams of sugar (10 grams of sugar + 10 grams of starch (sugar)
While the box (Fiber One marketing), of course, brags about a bar being 35% of your “Daily Value of Fiber”, as if fiber were a nutrient, like protein, sugar, fat, vitamin B, vitamin C, iron, etc…(see, all these things enter the bloodstream, fiber doesn’t), what you’ve got here is too much sugar and too little fiber in relation to that sugar.
Take spinach, for instance (a carbohydrate). A serving of spinach or broccoli, or asparagus, has about 3 grams of fiber and 3 grams of sugar….along with the lion’s share of it’s mass & weight coming from vitamin/mineral-rich water. So much nutrition, in fact (in the vitamin/mineral profile), that’s it’s an embarrassing comparison for any of the grains.
Fiber is not a nutrient. Fiber is “bulk” in our diet. There are nutrients found in foods that contain fiber, but fiber is not a nutrient.
Science!

ScienceWorld that is. Followed by a trip to Splitz Burger, mmm.
I miss Assembly and BASIC. POKE 43602,0
Travelling back in my mind, inspired by this article Google executive frustrated by Java, C++ complexity
Today’s commercial-grade programming languages — C++ and Java, in particular — are way too complex and not adequately suited for today’s computing environments
I remember the good old days:
10 for a = 1 to 26
20 print chr$(a+64);
30 next
run
abcdefghij….
(or something like that, its been well over 20 years since I actually wrote anything in BASIC).
I also remember the good old days of programming in 6502 raw assembly code, man that was fun. I had no idea what I was doing at first or even what assembly was, but I coughed up huge allowance dollars for a thick, dry, purely technical book, figured it out, and churned out really cool things.
When I first caught wind of the C programming language, after having taken a few years off from doing anything with a keyboard, I just didn’t get it. Something about it became ugly, heavy, overly complicated and unnecessary. I didn’t get why I couldn’t just inject my code straight into memory from a text file anymore.
I wrote some really nice stuff in assembly back in the day, sound and fast video and cool graphic effects. At least that’s how I remembered it.
While I don’t have any source code for that assembly stuff anywhere, here’s a game in BASIC I wrote in that first 6 months of touching a computer. Requires an Apple //c and every single spare byte of memory.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/6bp1g669cx0n5gs/Chopper%20Assault%20(All).jpg
Jens loves Andy
Android, that is.
And yes I have a little crush on this operating system, with good reason: It rocks, kicks Blackberry and Apple OS to the curb, and has a better mascot.
So its pretty obvious why I want this shirt:

